Q: why do you piss in pop bottles?
A: when i was young i used to piss in pop cans, and then store them under my bed
Q: why are you such a freak?
A: REVENGE OF THE FREAK
Q: seriously…
A: one time i was wrestling with a friend in my room and we knocked some of those piss cans over that were under my bed…fuck did they smell…all moldy and shit…
Q: that's gross
A: it was…he didn't get why they were under the bed
Q: why were they under your bed
A: well i didn't want to wake my mom by going to the washroom too much…washroom was by her bedroom…and now i don't want to wake my daughter up going to the washroom too much…washroom is by her bedroom…i'm just a sensitive person…sensitive to others feelings...
Q: weird
A: yep.